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School Cheep and Peep Style 21,278,876,123,920, Peep said abruptly during Math. It was now the 3rd six weeks of school and lately Peeps class had been working on multiplying 4 digit numbers. Peep was exhausted, and hadnt even raised his hand to answer the arithmetic. But of course, the teacher had called on him, noticing that he was dozing off a little, suspecting he wouldnt get the right answer. Um thats ..Correct! Good work. I guess I underestimated you Peep! She beamed at him, but inside she was very amazed by his right answer.
Later that day Peep ended up answering every question the teacher asked him correctly. She would call on him when she saw him dozing, and he would wake up and just shout out anything that came into his head. George Washington! 87 bananas! Kansoren received the most Coka-Cola and Owen received the least! ..and so on. At lunch time Peep picked at his green bean casserole. After a
School Cheep and Peep Style*First day of school for Peep*
Peep:*Walking down the halls towards class smiling, winking, and pointing at people using the gun sign*Hey! How ya doin! Looking fine! Was up! Nice shirt! Nice pants! Nice shoes! ^-^
Kids:* looking strangely at Peep*
Peep:*Thinks to self* How come nobodys saying anything back?
Fat kid:*Bumps into Peep* Watch where youre going jerk! And Shut Up while youre at it! >o<
Kids:*Stop and look*Oooooooohhhhhhh .O-O
Fat kid:*Starts to walk away*
Peep:* Quickly thinks of insults* Whereya going blobudough, the partys just beginning!
Kids:*Still standing in area* Oooooohhhhhhhh ..O-O
Fat kid:*Stops walking and slowly turns around* What did you call me!?!?!?!? >.
The GameCheep:*Drooling at T.V. 25percent awake 75percent asleep*
Peep:*Drooling at T.V. 75percent awake 25percent asleep*
Chick:*Walks into room*Boys, why dont you go play outside or play a game instead of watching T.V. ^-^
Cheep:*Slowly turns head towards Chick, still drooling*Huh??????
Peep:*Slowly turns head towards Chick, stops drooling*Huh?
Chick: I rest my case*walks out rolling eyes*
Peep:*Slaps Cheep awake* Dude, lets go play a game like mom said to do
Cheep: Why are you slapping me?!!?!?!?
Peep: >_> * turns off T.V*
Cheep: Hey!!! Why did you do that?!?!?!?!?!?
Peep: Because youre turning into a zombie by watching that. Anyway, lets play a game ^-^
Cheep: O.K, what game?
Peep: Hmmmm .let me think*starts thinking*
*One hour later .*
Peep: I got it!!!!!!!!*light bulb appears on top of head*^-^
Cheep: What!!!!!!???????*looks anxiously at Peep*
Peep: We can play Loser Has to Talk to First Girl He Sees at School!!!!!!!!
The TrundlerThe waste land behind the fire station is always silent. No birds sing there, and even the wild rabbits and feral cats avoid it. Weedy wildflowers nod their seasonal heads in the breeze. Lying fallow in the midst of housing developments, shopping malls, the new movie theater — the vacant lot stands out like a knife wound on a woman’s placid face, shocking, brazen, ugly.
It is always empty. Except for one thing: a ragged heap of old trash, all nasty black tar paper and vicious snarls of rusted wire, car parts and broken glass and other junkyard jetsam. The embodiment of injury waiting to happen, an invitation to a tetanus shot... the city never hauled it away. No one ever wants anywhere near it; it radiates an eerie sense of calculating watchfulness.
And at night, it wanders.
When darkness falls, and the last cars heading into the hives of tract housing stop illuminating the asphalt with moving-picture shadows, it… unfolds. Bitter, broken tangles, grotesquely mov
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